Kosaru: I'll tell you one thing that boils my eggs, I went into a bistro and ordered a meat sandwich, and I said to the cashier, "Hey, there's something wrong with my bacon," and she said, "Well, go to a cooking school," so I did. And I came back after I graduated, and the bacon tasted just as awful as before! Although I have to tell you, the sandwich I made in class was pretty good, although the ambiance was a little better in the bistro, I have to say, it looked all homey and lived in. There was even a fireplace in the middle, so it was warm and cozy, BUT THAT DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE FOOD WAS HORRIBLE!!!
I couldn't have said it better myself, Ranting Japanese!







Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortun
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I moved, you silly wierdos. I MOVED SO EFFING FAR AWAY THAT YOU WON'T EVEN SEE ME AS A SPECK. OR... A BLINK OF LIGHT.
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"L-O-V-E is just another word I never learned to pronounce."
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Nijiiro Sentai Kosaranger!
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Nijiiro Sentai Kosaranger!
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Nijiiro Sentai Kosaranger!
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